| So you wanna know the faqs? | |||
![]() Who's this guy? Beats me... but isn't he adorable??? |
q: who are you? a: what's it to ya? q: how old are you? a: young enough to know what i'm doing and old enough to know i shouldn't be doing it. q: where are you from? a: i am from that place that only exists once the culmination of the love expressed between a man and a woman on a hot steamy night when at the peak of resistance, manimal instincts kicks in. q: where are you now? a: inside your head...i am truly a figment of your imagination... q: what do you do? a: i concoct half-a**ed answers to relatively simple questions...all while balancing a half full glass of grape kool-aid on the tip of my nose!!! q: married? a: of course i am! me and maxwell have been married for over 6 years!!! My second husband is somewhere around... and my third husband is still being looked for (i WILL be the first woman in the states to have a LEGAL harem ya know...) *smirk* |
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kids? This diatribe bought to you by...
The criminally insane mind of Moxie the trick pony... |
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