So you wanna know the faqs?
       
 

Who's this guy? Beats me... but isn't he adorable???
q: who are you?
a: what's it to ya?

q: how old are you?
a: young enough to know what i'm doing and old enough to know i shouldn't be doing it.

q: where are you from?
a: i am from that place that only exists once the culmination of the love expressed between a man and a woman on a hot steamy night when at the peak of resistance, manimal instincts kicks in.

q: where are you now?
a: inside your head...i am truly a figment of your imagination...

q: what do you do?
a: i concoct half-a**ed answers to relatively simple questions...all while balancing a half full glass of grape kool-aid on the tip of my nose!!!

q: married?
a: of course i am! me and maxwell have been married for over 6 years!!! My second husband is somewhere around... and my third husband is still being looked for (i WILL be the first woman in the states to have a LEGAL harem ya know...) *smirk*

q: kids?
a: i have about 30 kids...they're so sweet, and perfectly quiet, and well mannered too *big smirk*

q: what would you say is your biggest accomplishment?
a: keeping your interest long enough for you to continue reading to this point!

q: what are you most proud of?
a: my website
www.4luvofpoetry.com.  You should really check it out when you have the chance!

q: any obsessions?
a: just the usual: poetry, men,  music, men, turkey jerky, did i say men?  oh yeah...and you...;-)

more to come later...

This diatribe bought to you by...

 

The criminally insane mind of Moxie the trick pony...

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